THE AUSSIE VERSION OF CREATION
In the beginning God created day and night.
He created day for footy matches, going to the beach, and BBQs......
He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQs, and God saw that it was good.
On the Second Day, God created water....for surfing, swimming and BBQs on the beach, and God saw that it was good.
A woman died and found herself in a strange place.
She walked until she came to a very high fence, around a spectacularly beautiful area, full of obviously happy people.
She called out to one, who came over to her.
"What is this place?" the woman asked.
"This is Heaven," came the answer.
"How do I get in?" the woman asked.
Women are Angels
And when someone breaks our wings
we simply continue to fly...
on a broomstick...
We're flexible like that ....
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A man and his ever nagging wife went on a vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away.
A Real Man
A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
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