Found on the refrigerator one morning :
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this note, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year -old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
2011-01-20
Posted in Sexist, & Funny
Hey guys: next time you're thinking about giving the woman in your life an appliance, think again !
Thanks to:
Barb Paquette
Dubai
2010-12-22
Posted in Sexist, & Funny
Both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year.
Male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
And female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
2010-12-19
Posted in Sexist, & Funny
He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... . They don't have time.
2010-12-09
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......................on one condition."
2010-11-30
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