Raging Grannies Kick Akin's Ass

My Auntie Joan has been a Raging Granny for years. She sings songs of protest in public places with her peers. They dress in funny hats and belt out satirical tunes the lyrics of which they compose themselves. And their messages are dead serious. Thanks Raging Grannies around the world for the great work you do.

Here are the lyrics to Legitimate Rape,

by the Renegade Raging Grannies

“Legitimate rape” is great birth control.

So says Todd Akin, and he oughta know.

If we are raped we can rest unafraid,

‘Cause we can’t get pregnant if forcibly laid.
Our female bodies are clever that way,

We only get pregnant when we say “okay.”

Doctors have told him, so it must be so,

The stork only comes if we don’t say “No!”
Rape won’t make babies and that is a fact;

There’s no global warming;
the Earth’s really flat.

We heard it on FOX News so it must be true.

Well, Mr. Akin, we say “FUCK YOU!”


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