13 LOL Lessons My Mom Taught Me

1) My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until your father gets home."

2) My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:
"You are going to get it when we get home!

3) My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ...Don't talk back to me!"

4) My Mother taught me LOGIC:
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, don't come crying to me.

5) My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6) My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job.

7) My Mother taught me ESP:
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

8) My Mother taught me HUMOR:
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

9) My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

10) My Mother taught me about SEX:
"How do you think you got here?"

11) My Mother taught me about GENETICS:
"You're just like your father."

12) My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:
"When you get to be my age, you will understand.

13) My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:
"Do you think you were born in a barn?