When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter."
Susan notes: this is one of my all-time favourite movie scenes. It STILL cracks me up, even after dozens of viewings :); it's from the 1989 movie when Harry Met Sally starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal.
The scene is a classic: Harry and Sally, two "friends," are at a diner talking about (what else?!) relationships, and the talk turns to (what else!?), sex.