Sexist, & Funny

12
Sep
2013

The One About the Amazing Woman on the Desert Island

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

desert islandOne day a man decides to retire. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the
 time of his life. Until the ship sinks.

He soon finds himself on a desert island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

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07
Aug
2013

Men Queue at Pearly Gates

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

PearlyGatesWhen everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter."

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18
Jun
2013

23 I'm A Man I Can Fix That DIY Solutions

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

Don't have a spoon? I can fix that!

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23
Oct
2012

Speaking of Debates: He Said, She Said

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in ithe-said-she-said.jpg
She said: You wear pants don't you?

He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.

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21
Oct
2012

I'll Have What She's Having

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

sallySusan notes: this is one of my all-time favourite movie scenes. It STILL cracks me up, even after dozens of viewings :); it's from the 1989 movie when Harry Met Sally starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal.

The scene is a classic: Harry and Sally, two "friends," are at a diner talking about (what else?!) relationships, and the talk turns to (what else!?), sex.

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16
Oct
2012

#LOL #Sexist Gender Prayers

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

prayerhands2.jpgA Woman's Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep:

One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

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23
Aug
2012

The Happiest Fairytale Ever

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

single-happy.jpgOnce upon a time a guy  asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said,  "No!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and...

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