He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it She said: You wear pants don't you?
He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
Susan notes: this is one of my all-time favourite movie scenes. It STILL cracks me up, even after dozens of viewings :); it's from the 1989 movie when Harry Met Sally starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal.
The scene is a classic: Harry and Sally, two "friends," are at a diner talking about (what else?!) relationships, and the talk turns to (what else!?), sex.
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house. There was no sign of the dog.
When he walked through the door, he found an even bigger mess...
Susan notes: I love Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up bit on men and women, which I use in most of my public speaking workshops.
I extracted the following segment after a male twitter friend commented: "it's not my problem," after he saw the "When Harry Met Sally" scene in which Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm in a restaurant. Find out more about what men REALLY think in the full Seinfeld routine.
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man may differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
Susan notes: this is one of my all-time favourite movie scenes. It STILL cracks me up, even after dozens of viewings :); it's from the 1989 movie when Harry Met Sally starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal.
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
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Susan notes: I love Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up bit on men and women, which I use in most of 
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man may differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.