Sexist, & Funny

12
Sep
2013

The One About the Amazing Woman on the Desert Island

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

desert islandOne day a man decides to retire. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the
 time of his life. Until the ship sinks.

He soon finds himself on a desert island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

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07
Aug
2013

Men Queue at Pearly Gates

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

PearlyGatesWhen everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter."

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18
Jun
2013

23 I'm A Man I Can Fix That DIY Solutions

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

Don't have a spoon? I can fix that!

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23
Oct
2012

Speaking of Debates: He Said, She Said

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in ithe-said-she-said.jpg
She said: You wear pants don't you?

He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.

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21
Oct
2012

I'll Have What She's Having

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

sallySusan notes: this is one of my all-time favourite movie scenes. It STILL cracks me up, even after dozens of viewings :); it's from the 1989 movie when Harry Met Sally starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal.

The scene is a classic: Harry and Sally, two "friends," are at a diner talking about (what else?!) relationships, and the talk turns to (what else!?), sex.

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16
Oct
2012

#LOL #Sexist Gender Prayers

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

prayerhands2.jpgA Woman's Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep:

One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

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23
Aug
2012

The Happiest Fairytale Ever

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

single-happy.jpgOnce upon a time a guy  asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said,  "No!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and...

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25
Apr
2012

What In The World Did You Do Today?

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

multitaskingAuthor unknown.
 
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house. There was no sign of the dog.

When he walked through the door, he found an even bigger mess...
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18
Apr
2012

The Male Point Of View On Female Orgasms

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

jerry seinfeldSusan notes: I love Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up bit on men and women, which I use in most of my public speaking workshops.

I extracted the following segment after a male twitter friend commented: "it's not my problem," after he saw the "When Harry Met Sally" scene in which Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm in a restaurant. Find out more about what men REALLY think in the full Seinfeld routine.

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01
Apr
2012

Menstrual Cycle Preferences

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

Duct tape_manA study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man may differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

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20
Mar
2012

The Story Of Creation: Eve's Perspective

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

apple.jpgAfter three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

“So, how is everything going?” God asked.

“It's all so beautiful, God,” she replied. “The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, the sounds, everything is wonderful."

"But I have just one problem. It's these three breasts you have given me...

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28
Nov
2011

A Condom Conundrum

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

Susan notes: apologies to my Scottish friends (and ancestors!), I couldn't resist publishing this one, even though it's sexist AND racist lol.
                                                                                                                 
condom-cartoon.jpgA Scottish Solder in full dress uniform marches into a drug store.

Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds to reveal a condom.

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14
Nov
2011

6 Sexist Jokes From Saira

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

SEX AT SEVEN

A typical macho man married a beautiful woman. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
 
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
When I want with my old buddies, and don't you
Give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?'

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13
Oct
2011

3 Reasons Some People Shouldn't Cook

Categories // Sexist, & Funny

men in_kitchenBefore anyone accuses me of male bashing or of being sexist, PLEASE save your breath.

I already know that some people might consider this sexist.

But it is NOT male bashing. Nope.

These are funny vids and that's it. Full stop.

And you can see a whole bunch more sexist humour here

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