A man came home from work and found his three children outside, in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house. There was no sign of the dog.
When he walked through the door, he found an even bigger mess...
Susan notes: I love Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up bit on men and women, which I use in most of my public speaking workshops.
I extracted the following segment after a male twitter friend commented: "it's not my problem," after he saw the "When Harry Met Sally" scene in which Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm in a restaurant. Find out more about what men REALLY think in the full Seinfeld routine.
Susan notes: this is one of my all-time favourite movie scenes (I leave it up to you to guess why!). Twenty years old, and it STILL cracks me up... :)
This scene is from the 1989 movie when Harry Met Sally starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. It's a classic. Harry and Sally, two "friends," are at a diner talking about (what else?!) relationships, and the talk turns to (what else!?), sex.
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man may differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
Susan notes: apologies to my Scottish friends (and ancestors!), I couldn't resist publishing this one, even though it's sexist AND racist lol.
A Scottish Solder in full dress uniform marches into a drug store.
Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds to reveal a condom.
A typical macho man married a beautiful woman. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing When I want with my old buddies, and don't you Give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?'
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Susan notes: I love Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up bit on men and women, which I use in most of 
Susan notes: this is one of my all-time favourite movie scenes (I leave it up to you to guess why!). Twenty years old, and it STILL cracks me up... :)
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man may differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
A Scottish Solder in full dress uniform marches into a drug store.