Articles in Category: Sexist, & Funny

The Story Of Creation: Eve's Perspective

apple.jpgAfter three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

“So, how is everything going?” God asked.

“It's all so beautiful, God,” she replied. “The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, the sounds, everything is wonderful."

"But I have just one problem. It's these three breasts you have given me...

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Is It The Wine Talking?

trop drole2An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says.

"I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"

Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" ... She replies, "It's me... talking to the wine."

One Wife Who Cannot Tell A Lie

policeA  police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer  says,' I clocked you  at 80 miles per  hour, sir.'

The driver  says, 'Gee, officer, I  had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your  radar gun needs calibrating. '

Not looking  up from her knitting from where she sits in the passenger seat, his wife says: 'Now don't be  silly, dear --  you know that this car doesn't have cruise  control.'