The Happiest Fairytale Ever

Once upon a time a guy  asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said,  "No!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and...

went  shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had  a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted,  never argued, didn't get fat, travelled lots, had many lovers,  didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to  the theatre, never watched sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her bum, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked fabulous all the time.

The end.