Q & A Kids' Style

kids-in-class.jpgTEACHER:     Miriam, go to the map and find North America ..
MIRIAM:        Here it is.
TEACHER:     Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Miriam.

TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your maths  multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER:     Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:     No, that's wrong
GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:    What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.


TEACHER:     Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!

TEACHER:     Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:           Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE:         I is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER:     George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:        No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER:    Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir. It's the same dog...

TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher

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