The Wooden Bowl
A frail old woman went to live with her daughter, son-in-law, and four-year-old granddaughter.
The old woman's hands trembled, her eyesight was blurred, and her step faltered
The family ate together at the table.
If a child lives with criticism, she learns to condemn.
If a child lives with hostility, she learns to fight.
If a child lives with ridicule, she learns to be shy.
Wow. Eleven amazingly clever and creative (and hopefully tongue-in-cheek) answers to the question:
"Who's the father?"
(Supposedly found in the “Father’s Details” section of Child Support Agency application forms. Seems all the papas are MIA. Perhaps the mamas should have paid better attention to these: 10 LOL Condom Ads)