#LOL #Sexist Gender Prayers

A Woman's Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep:

One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair, opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.
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A Man's Prayer

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts who owns a liquor store, a fleet of fast cars, a boat and a golf course. Amen.