Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.
 
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

A confident young man approached an older woman at the bar and delivered his best direct pick up line:

"Hey gorgeous, how about you and get outta here and have some fun...?"

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said:

Susan notes: I stumbled across this comedic Doha Debate and decided to share it...

Susan notes: I struggled to find a place to put this piece of dark humour, which is at once sad for some of the truths it contains, and funny for some of the stereotypes it portrays. Any thoughts...?