Toilet Talk

toilet-talkTraveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom.

Once seated, I heard a voice from the next stall:

"Hi, how are  you?"

I'm  not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what  got into me...

...But I  answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just  fine!"

And  the other person says:

"So what are  you up to?"

What kind of question is  that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I  say:

"Uhhh, I'm  like you, just traveling!" ??

At  this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear  another question.

"Can I come  over?"

Ok,  this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be  polite and end the conversation. I tell them:

"No..I'm a little  busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the  person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll  have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps  answering all my questions

Cell  phones, don't you just love 'em !