The Potential Downside Of A Total Makeover

makeover_two.jpgA 54-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. The heart issue required surgery, and while she was on the operating table she had a near-death experience.

When she saw God she asked: "Is my time up?"

God replied, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

So when she recovered from the heart surgery, she stayed in the hospital and had a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants, and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital looking and feeling like a whole new person. But, while crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by an ambulance and died.

When she arrived in front of God, she was furious, "I thought you said I had another 43 years to live!   Why didn't you take out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied: "I would have, but I didn't recognize you!

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Photographer Robeya Williams Walt