The Perfect Woman Will Cost You An Arm & A Leg

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

"I don't have anyone to talk to," Adam replied.

"I'll make you a companion," God said, "And she will be called 'woman."

"She will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you... "

"She will always agree with every decision you make. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you have a disagreement."

"She will praise you, bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

"She will be sexy and sensous and will freely give you all the love and passion you want whenever you need it."

Adam's curiousity was piqued: "What will this woman cost?" he asked.

"An arm and a leg," God answered.

Adam reflected for a moment then queried: "What can I get for a rib?"

The rest, as they say, is history.