He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
She said: You wear pants don't you?

He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

“So, how is everything going?” God asked.

“It's all so beautiful, God,” she replied. “The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, the sounds, everything is wonderful."

"But I have just one problem. It's these three breasts you have given me...