Oops! Marriage Q & A Gone Astray

husband-wife-qa.jpgWife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!

Wife: Why not - don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.

Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.

Wife: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
Husband: (Makes audible groan).

Wife: Would you live in our house?
Husband: Sure, it's a great house.

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?

Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: Probably, it is almost new.

Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left-handed.

Wife: - silence - -
Husband: Oops....

Thanks to:
Susan Kinnon
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada