He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
She said: You wear pants don't you?
He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
Tags Fun humour love relationships sexist
2012-10-23
Posted in Sexist, & Funny
Rape is by no means a laughing matter.
But using humour to get a message across in a way that makes it easy for people to understand, share and support makes infinite sense.
Here are four superbly funny and tragically tongue-in-cheek takes on the legitimate rape issue:
Tags activism ageing community feminism goals government health humour love politics violence
2012-08-25
Posted in Amazing Susan's Blog
A young Scottish lad and his lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.
They sat in silence for several minutes.
Finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.”
Tags Fun humour money sex sexuality
2012-08-06
Posted in Just Plain Funny/Cute
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
Tags Fun government humour
2012-08-04
Posted in Just Plain Funny/Cute