Gone Fishin'

gone-fishing.jpgA man calls home to his wife and says, "Darling , I've been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week, and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office, I'll swing by the house to pick up my things on the way to the airport. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

His wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being the good wife she is, she does exactly what her husband asks.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired, but otherwise looking good.

His wife welcomes him home, and asks if he caught many fish...

He says, 'Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegills, and a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to to?'

"I did," she says. "They're in your fishing box."