A man tells this story to a friend:

For my 66th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the medicine man and wondered what would happen next.

This was then - thankfully, we had instructional videos such as this one aptly entitled:

Women: Know Your Limits!

This is now - see how things have changed as women have broken out of those old role models:

Women: Know Men's Limits!

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

You never know when that loose change might come in handy...

LOL. I just couldn't resist sharing this :)

Thanks to Diana Tyndale's friend Arlan in Ottawa for the link.