Never End a Sentence with a Preposition
A man tells this story to a friend:
For my 66th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the medicine man and wondered what would happen next.
Slowly and methodically, the old man produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."
I was encouraged. As I walked away, I turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
Eager to see if the medicine worked, I rushed home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and invited my wife to join me in the bedroom. When she came in, I dropped my bathrobe and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, I was the manliest of men. My wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why one should never end a sentence with a preposition, because ONE COULD END UP WITH A DANGLING PARTICIPLE!