The Right Kind Of Pillow Talk
A faithful husband came home drunk, he doesn't know what's happening around him. Upon coming home, he directly entered the room and slept.
Morning came, with amazement on his face, everything was in order, a tablet of aspirin, and a glass of water with a note.
"Good morning honey, I'll just buy groceries. Eat your breakfast. I love you."
He was wondering why was that, so he asked his son, "What happened last night?" Your mom should be angry."
His son replied, "Mom tried to undress you, but you said STOP I'M MARRIED!"