The iGift That Missed The iMark

It all began with an iPhone...

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and

I  got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who  wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very  happy when she bought me an iPad.

My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.

My wife celebrated her  birthday in September so I got her an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started......
  
What my  wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home  network with the iWash,  iCook and iClean.

This  inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital by Monday.