Sometimes You Just Can't Take A Chance
A man and his ever nagging wife went on a vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it, and told him he would just have her shipped home.
Puzzled, the undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150?”
The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, he was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”