She's Ready To Go, Anytime, Anywhere!
A confident young man approached an older woman at the bar and delivered his best direct pick up line:
"Hey gorgeous, how about you and get outta here and have some fun...?"
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said:
'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded:
'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?