Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
 
While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare,

'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."
 
He then addressed the men,

'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'
 
I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,

Susan notes: this is definitely humour more relevant to the Christian ritual associated with marriage - I wonder if there are similar traditions in other religions.... :P

Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery:
 
Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get married, begin the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their vows are exchanged?
 
Finally, the riddle is solved.
 
A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation. When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn.

Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process starts where the brain absorbs these three stimuli:
 
Aisle, altar, and hymn.

Susan notes: my kind of tongue-in-cheek sexist joke!

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious.

When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President's secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.

When she came back to the table following the conversation, the President asked:

"What was that all about? Why was he was so interested in talking to you?"

The First Lady answered candidly:

"We dated for a while when I was a teenager. He was madly in love with me...."

It all began with an iPhone...

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and

I  got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who  wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very  happy when she bought me an iPad.

My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.

My wife celebrated her  birthday in September so I got her an iRon.

Found on the refrigerator one morning :

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this note, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year -old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

Hey guys: next time you're thinking about giving the woman in your life an appliance, think again !

Thanks to:

Barb Paquette

Dubai