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Speaking of Debates: He Said, She Said
He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
She said: You wear pants don't you?
He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
#LOL #Sexist Gender Prayers
A Woman's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep:
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
The Happiest Fairytale Ever
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "No!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and...
What In The World Did You Do Today?
Author unknown.A man came home from work and found his three children outside, in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house. There was no sign of the dog.
When he walked through the door, he found an even bigger mess...