Articles in Category: Sexist, & Funny
One day a man decides to retire. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life. Until the ship sinks.
He soon finds himself on a desert island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter."
Don't have a spoon? I can fix that!
He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
She said: You wear pants don't you?
He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.