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#1 Answer To: Who Is Your Favourite Parent?

The description on this video says: It's Maddie vs Daddy as I interrogate my baby daughter to reveal her favourite parent. What takes place is a ruthless contest of cunning and skill... with one of ...

'F' Word Warning: Do Not Watch LO

Susan: WARNING (in case you missed it in the title): if you are offended by the F word, DO NOT WATCH this video. Oh, and BTW, I did not f*ck it up, and I'm definitely committed to un-f*cking it ...

10 Affirmations to Kickstart Yourself

... of energy.   #5) I'm GREAT ! I’m a wonderful person. I’m passionate about what I do. I love to learn. I’m open and honest. I’m smart, sexy and successful. I have a great sense of humour and I’m fun to ...

16 Ways to See a Winter Morning

I love to take pictures of interesting, unusual and beautiful things I find when I go for a walk or run (more of the former than the latter lately due to colds and injuries). I particularly enjoy mornings ...

18 LOL Grouchy Granny Quips

Susan notes: Maxine, the star of Hallmark's Crabby Road series of cards and products, is the invention of Hallmark artist John Wagner, who 
says she was inspired by his mother,
 his maiden aunts and his ...

21 Definitions of What Love Is

A group of professional people asked a group of four- to eight-year-old children this question: "What does love mean?"   Here are some of the answers: 1) “When someone loves you, the way they say ...

24 Silly Questions

1.  Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece  on those little bottles of Evian  water? Try spelling Evian backwards :  NAIVE 2.  Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like  ...

4 Tongue-in-Cheek Takes on Legitimate Rape

Rape is by no means a laughing matter. But using humour to get a message across in a way that makes it easy for people to understand, share and support makes infinite sense. Here are four superbly funny ...

76 Erma Bombeck Quotable Quotes

From 1965 to 1996, Erma Bombeck wrote over 4,000 newspaper columns chronicling the ordinary life of a midwestern suburban housewife with broad, and sometimes eloquent, humor. By the 1970s, her columns ...

A Is For Almost: Bra Sizing Decoded

Susan notes for the record: I'm a 32 A, and delighted to be exactly the size I am... Have you ever wondered why bra cup sizes are lettered A through H? Here’s a comical (and oh yeah sexist as well), ...

A Penny for Your Thoughts

A young Scottish lad and his lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. They sat in silence for several minutes. Finally the girl looked at the boy and said, ...

A Tribute to Carole Gesman (nee Parker)

... always pushed the limits and made things happen, aided by her endless enthusiasm, wicked sense of humour and a good heart. Whatever goal she set herself, she’d put her head down and go for it, as there ...

A Tribute to Debbie Stonham

... humour: You can’t love kids without being equipped with a genuine sense of humour. Debbie was blessed with a love of life. She had that unique ability to tell you a story about someone or something that ...

A Tribute to Elizabeth Lockwood (1930 - 2008)

... characteristics such as her big smile and her pretty, smoky blue eyes, she also passed on her unique laugh, and sense of humour. Unfortunately, her thick and bouncy head of hair did not make it through ...

A Tribute to Lynn Hamam

... are a "rock" in many people's lives, especially, I suspect, the members of your family. You are generous, gentle and sometimes even gregarious LOL. You have a lovely sense of humour, an open ...

A Tribute To Susan Macaulay

... selling sand to ... UAE) and showed us her pictures from parachute-jumping, embraced by a handsome guy... Susan is amazing. I hope that I will have the serenity, good humour and composure that Susan has ...

Anyone Up For A Threesome?

A middle-aged man met a gorgeous 61-year-old in a club one night.  As they shared a few drinks, the conversation got increasingly spicy, and he found himself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter, ...

Audrey Hepburn (Actress)

... that she became great friends with British actress and dancer Kay Kendall, who was Harrison's wife); Cary Grant loved to humour her and once said, "All I want for Christmas is another picture with Audrey ...

Baa Baa Blues

...  She’s smart, talented and multi-dimensional. I love her quick wit, quirky sense of humour, AND her sound. Jennifer Marriott (aka Average Geeky Musician Chick), is a fabulous blues singer and ...

Brene Brown Listens to Shame

I love Brene Brown, her work and the way she presents it: with grace, humour and humility. Brown is a research professor at the University of Houston Graduate College of Social Work. She studies human ...

Bruno The Cat Thinks He Is A Dog

My friend May (whose native language is Arabic), has a cat named Bruno, who she has somehow taught to fetch. Or perhaps Bruno was actually a dog in a previous life and already knew, at some deep level, ...

Canadians: Beware of Dicks in Trucks!

It happens to all of us: You're driving along minding your own business, when all of a sudden, without any warning... This Dick In A Truck pulls out right in front of you... Happy Winter ...

Cut the Crap :)

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. ...

Cynically Simplified World Map For Racists & Bigots

Susan notes: I struggled to find a place to put this piece of dark humour, which is at once sad for some of the truths it contains, and funny for some of the stereotypes it portrays. Any thoughts...? ...

Dolly Parton (Singer/Songwriter/Actress)

... country music, her distinctive soprano voice, "big hair," voluptuous figure, flamboyant style and sometimes bawdy sense of humour. In the five decades since her national-chart début, she remains one of ...

Erma Bombeck (Newspaper Columnist/Author)

Erma Louise Bombeck (born Erma Fiste; February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996) was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life humorously from ...

Four Funny Commercials

These four TV ads will surely put a smile on your face... :) One Day In The Sauna   At Home With The Baby Cheering For Chocolate Picture This !

Have You Ever Been In Sane?

I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito, either.  I hear no one recognizes ...

Heaven's Surprising Policy On Pets ...

A woman and her dog were walking along a road. The woman was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to her that she was dead.   She remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside her had ...

Hockey Mama for Obama

LOL. I just couldn't resist sharing this :) Thanks to Diana Tyndale's friend Arlan in Ottawa for the link.  ...

How To Submit or Advertise

... and followers. The more the merrier! And we need you to support us in return. To get your stuff (i.e. stories, tributes, news items, poetry, photographs, music, inspiration, humour, etc.) on the site, ...

How to Tell a Black Bear From a Grizzly

Just goes to show I'm not the only Canadian to have a quirky sense of humor. So do  Bob and Rhonda Young, who run the Fort Steele Campround. They're the ones who created the bear warning sign above. ...

Joan Rivers (Comedian/Actress)

Joan Rosenberg aka Joan Rivers (born Joan Alexandra Molinsky; June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014) was an American comedian, television personality and actress. She was known for her brash manner, her loud, ...

Lily Tomlin (Actress/Comedian/Writer/Producer)

Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1, 1939) is an American actress, comedian, writer and producer. She has won multiple awards from many quarters, including Tony Awards, Emmy Awards, and a Grammy ...