Oops! Marriage Q & A Gone Astray
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not - don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
Husband: (Makes audible groan).
Wife: Would you live in our house?
Husband: Sure, it's a great house.
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: Probably, it is almost new.
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left-handed.
Wife: - silence - -
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada