1. We got off the Titanic first.    

2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.  

4. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when we dance.   

5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo for men. 

Just weeks away from the wedding, the bride was dismayed to find out that her young step-mother had purchased the exact same dress as her mother for the wedding. Needless to say, she was very upset.

The divorce of her parents had been bad enough, and having both her mother and step-mother at the wedding was going to be a nightmare. She didn't want anything more to spoil her special day. 

A middle-aged man met a gorgeous 61-year-old in a club one night. 

As they shared a few drinks, the conversation got increasingly spicy, and he found himself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter, maybe even two…

Eventually she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double..

'What's that?' the man asked, intrigued.

Susan notes: I’m not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read the full description before looking at the picture.

The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital.

Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water.

The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical; a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins.

A faithful husband came home drunk, he doesn't know what's happening around him. Upon coming home, he directly entered the room and slept.

Morning came, with amazement on his face, everything was in order, a tablet of aspirin, and a glass of water with a note.

"Good morning honey, I'll just buy groceries. Eat your breakfast. I love you."