Just Plain Funny/Cute

16
Mar
2014

10 Ways To Be A Good Wife (in 1954)

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how-to-be-a-good-wife.jpgSusan notes: This piece, which i've received by email on several occasions, is said to have been taken from a home economics high school text book, circa 1954.

According to Snopes, the source is "undetermined." However, the Snopes commentary attached to the piece is insightful, and well worth a read. For evidence of the power of women to drive future economic prosperity, see: Women Are Agents of Geo-Political Change.

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19
Dec
2013

10 LOL Condom Ads

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condoms I STILL have trouble deciding which of these ads is my favourite (BTW, if you need protection, click here ;)

Usually it's a toss up between "How to choose a flat" and "OK you win."  But I just recently had to replace one with The Condom Fairy" which is quite hot and very funny too.

How about you? Which is your fave?

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14
Dec
2013

10 LOL Christmas Consumption Tips For The Calorie UN-Conscious

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Christmas Consumption Tips For The Calorie Conscious1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

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04
Jul
2013

Have You Ever Been In Sane?

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insaneI've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito, either.  I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport, so obviously you have to be driven there.

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10
May
2013

9 Grade Two Answers to Mom Questions

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girls at schoolEvery day is Mother's Day (from a unique perspective) when you're a kid.

Mom and author Marci Fair's friend Becky, passed along these LOL second graders answers to 10 important questions about the nature of mothers.

Thanks @MarciFair and Becky!

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12
Sep
2012

11 Creative Answers to Who's the Father?

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WantedWow. Eleven amazingly clever and creative (and hopefully tongue-in-cheek) answers to the question:

"Who's the father?"

(Supposedly found in the “Father’s Details” section of Child Support Agency application forms. Seems all the papas are MIA. Perhaps the mamas should have paid better attention to these: 10 LOL Condom Ads)

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04
Sep
2012

2 Holy Parrots Meet 2 Parrots Of Ill Repute

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two-parrots.jpgA woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
They say, “Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?” 

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06
Aug
2012

A Penny for Your Thoughts

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penny-for-your-thoughts.jpgA young Scottish lad and his lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.

They sat in silence for several minutes.

Finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.”

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04
Aug
2012

New Element Held Together By Morons

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atom.jpgLawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

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04
Aug
2012

How To Get Your Wife To Orgasm

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towel guy_jokeNo matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm.

Since by Jewish law a wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decided to consult their Rabbi.

The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion:

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03
Aug
2012

13 LOL Thoughts To Keep You Going When The Going Gets Tough

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shoes many colors1. Aspire to be Barbie - she has just about everything (not!).

2. If the shoe fits - buy it in every colour (starting with these ones LOL!).

3. Take life with a pinch of salt - A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

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01
Aug
2012

A Truly Compact Car Just For Women

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Just tell me where I can get one please !

Dim lights

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02
Jul
2012

24 Silly Questions

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please_don_t_pee_in_the_pool.jpg1.  Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece  on those little bottles of Evian  water? Try spelling Evian backwards :  NAIVE

2.  Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like  making a peeing section in a swimming pool?  (My  sentiments  exactly!)

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