1) My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until your father gets home."

2) My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:
"You are going to get it when we get home!

3) My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ...Don't talk back to me!"

1. We got off the Titanic first.    

2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.  

4. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when we dance.   

5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo for men. 

Just weeks away from the wedding, the bride was dismayed to find out that her young step-mother had purchased the exact same dress as her mother for the wedding. Needless to say, she was very upset.

The divorce of her parents had been bad enough, and having both her mother and step-mother at the wedding was going to be a nightmare. She didn't want anything more to spoil her special day. 

Susan notes: This piece, which i've received by email on several occasions, is said to have been taken from a home economics high school text book, circa 1954.

According to Snopes, the source is "undetermined." However, the Snopes commentary attached to the piece is insightful, and well worth a read. For evidence of the power of women to drive future economic prosperity, see: Women Are Agents of Geo-Political Change.

No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm.

Since by Jewish law a wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decided to consult their Rabbi.

The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion:

'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.'

A middle-aged man met a gorgeous 61-year-old in a club one night. 

As they shared a few drinks, the conversation got increasingly spicy, and he found himself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter, maybe even two…

Eventually she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double..

'What's that?' the man asked, intrigued.

Susan notes: I've watched these many times, and I STILL have trouble deciding which is my favourite during any given viewing.

Usually it's a toss up between "How to choose a flat" and "OK you win."  But I just recently had to replace one with The Condom Fairy" which is quite hot and very funny too.

How about you? Which is your fave?