Every day is Mother's Day (from a unique perspective) when you're a kid.

Mom and author Marci Fair's friend Becky, passed along these LOL second graders answers to 10 important questions about the nature of mothers.

Thanks @MarciFair and Becky!

Wow. Eleven amazingly clever and creative (and hopefully tongue-in-cheek) answers to the question:

"Who's the father?"

(Supposedly found in the “Father’s Details” section of Child Support Agency application forms. Seems all the papas are MIA. Perhaps the mamas should have paid better attention to these: 10 LOL Condom Ads)

A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
They say, “Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?” 

A young Scottish lad and his lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.

They sat in silence for several minutes.

Finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.”

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm.

Since by Jewish law a wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decided to consult their Rabbi.

The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: