Gender-Specific Evening Classes That Will Endear You To Your Other Half
Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays.
Step by step with slide presentation.
Topic 2. Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?
Topic 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 4. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right
Place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Topic 5. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 6. Real men ask for directions when lost.
Topic 7. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Topic 8. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.
Topic 9. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 10. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remember birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and call when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions
(These ones for WOMEN ONLY:)
Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before
Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
Topic 3. Parties:
Going Without New Outfits
Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette:
Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
Topic 5. Communication Skills I:
Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
Topic 6. Communication Skills II:
Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely:
A Skill You CAN Acquire
Topic 8. Telephone Skills:
How to Hang Up
Topic 9. Classic Footwear:
Wearing Shoes You Already Have
Topic 10. Oil and Petrol:
Your Car Needs Both*