Best PMT/S Question Ever

How many women with PMT/S does it take to change a light 
bulb? 

A woman with PMT/S answers:

One!
 ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?

Because  no one else in this !*&#%@*! house knows HOW to change a !*&#%@*! light bulb!
They don't even know that the !*&#%@*! bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the dark for THREE !*&#%@*! DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the !*&#%@*! light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the !*&#%@*! chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME !*&#%@*! SPOT!!!!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE !*&#%@*! LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO !*&#%@*! BODY EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE !*&#%@*! PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE !*&#%@*! HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE !*&#%@*! TOILET PAPER ROLL !! 


I'm sorry. What was the question?