Apple Solves Long-Standing Gender Issue With iTit

Susan notes: I'm brand loyal to Apple (can't live without my MacBook Pro and my iPod), but I'm not sure about this particular product... ;P

apple_itit.jpegApple does it again!

Building on the unmatched success of it's iPod line of products, Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

The new iTit is considered a major social breakthrough, designed to address the issue of women complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Diana Tyndale,
Piranha Communications
Ottawa, Canada