Anyone Up For A Threesome?

A middle-aged man met a gorgeous 61-year-old in a club one night. 

As they shared a few drinks, the conversation got increasingly spicy, and he found himself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter, maybe even two…

Eventually she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double..

'What's that?' the man asked, intrigued.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

"No," he said, clearly excited and hardly believing his good fortune, "But I sure would like to."

With a wink and a smile, she got up, took his hand, and said: 

"Looks like it's your lucky night darlin…"

The man couldn't get her to his car fast enough, and together they sped to back to her place…

He followed her eagerly as she sashayed up the walk, unlocked the door, and crossed the threshold. Then she called up the stairs:

"Hey Mum, you still up?"